Die All Blacks toer deur Suid-Afrika en die kaartjies word soos soetkoek opgeraap.  Die enigste manier om later kaartjies te kry is om in lang rye te gaan staan by Nuweland, Ellispark en ander stadioms. Twee namakwalanders ruk op na die Kaap om kaartjies te kry.

Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, "Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon."

The captain tells the man," Get my red coat and prepare for battle!"

The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the captain why he wanted his red coat.

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"..